Electoral Enthusiast Gifts

Redistriktung

If first past the post goes, procreation by coalition will be possible!

"Why do you hate leap years?"

"Other than your utter lack of support from the 18 to 90 year-old demographic, we're looking real good."

Florida-- vote recount state

"We have the perfect campaign tactics. Now we just have to make sure that 4-year-olds can vote!"

The Light at the End of the Tunnel

"Good boy."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

'If only every year was an election year.'

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

An informed voter is a good voter

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

British Prime Minister

Arizona In Black

DUNVOTIN

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The Russian Election.

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Trump

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"