Campaign Aficionados Gifts

'This nasty campaign ad was approved by 'The fund to smear Joe Doe.''

"Good boy."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

'If only every year was an election year.'

An informed voter is a good voter

Lord George brings news of the debate

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Joe Biden

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Honest Voting Stickers

2016 election squabbles!

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Health Care Crisis table.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

2020 Republican Party National Convention

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

Election 2020

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

Joe Biden

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'This race is simply too close to call.'