Campaign Connoisseurs Gifts

Nation-wide gambling

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Malcolm Sargent

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Inaction Figure

Litteratti K9s.

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Pisa Hut.

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

'The first cocktail.'

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Tony Blair

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."