Campaign Connoisseurs Gifts

Nation-wide gambling

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

The Family Joules: Part 21

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

Malcolm Sargent

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Inaction Figure

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

I think my work ethic needs some work. Not to mention some ethics.

The Family Joules: Part 3

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'The first cocktail.'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

Pisa Hut.

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Litteratti K9s.

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

Tony Blair

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Why are you shaking, Al. It's just the end of August. I'm not shaking � I'm having tech problems with my motion lines.

Ted Rall Hired by Pando. Thoughts?

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'