Government Buffs Gifts

"But, Senator, all the cool kids were doing it."

Conspiracy Theory Books

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The Anti-Agent

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Trump pardons

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"National security adviser"

'What's wrong now?'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

CIA report

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Archival Warfare

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Government a la Carte

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Our Two Parties, Explained