Tax Buff Gifts

Inland Revenue - ....this is as far as I go.

'Tax.'

IRS. Can I check off a dollar to be used against candidates for public office?

'Very highly trained... sent me away with one in my ear.'

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'

'Did you remember to pay taxes on this?!'

Hello, Mr Babcock, this is 1983 calling.

'The hours are short, there's no night work, and, best of all, you don't need a fence.'

Inland Revenue.

Romney Tax Desk: Accounts Receivable...Accounts Believable.

'You can stop burying the family silver Carstairs, there won't be a Mansion Tax after all.'

"My accountant said it was a great write off."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

Where tax money goes...

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

Our 4 Branches of Government

Conspiracy Theory Books

'We've found the problem...'

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

'...And to spare my relatives the burden of inheritance taxes, I've decided not to give them anything.'

IRS, 'Yes, but in order to deduct it, you have to be a LICENSED wine-taster.'

'We need someone on the outside.'

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'It only made sense for us to finally merge.'

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"