Tax And Regulation Buff Gifts

"You're claiming 2.5 billion charitable donations to children, all in one night. DO you have receipts?"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

'Tax.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Where tax money goes...

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

In Which the CEO Takes a Meeting with His Pet Senator

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

News and Magazines. New Economic Regulations. "New economic regulations" --- What do you suppose they are? "Come to a complete stop"?

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

'...And to spare my relatives the burden of inheritance taxes, I've decided not to give them anything.'

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'

Romney Tax Desk: Accounts Receivable...Accounts Believable.

IRS, 'Yes, but in order to deduct it, you have to be a LICENSED wine-taster.'

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

"Tariff war"

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'

Anti-litter by-law in effect

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

IRS. Can I check off a dollar to be used against candidates for public office?

"My accountant said it was a great write off."

European Union versus Big Tech

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'We are from the F.B.L.'