Tax Discussion Buff Gifts

'Oh, let it go - there's not going to be a sex tax.'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Tariff Wars

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

Where tax money goes...

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"Sure they love us, but once we turn 18 and are no longer a tax deduction, they'll tell us to move out!"

Pandora Papers

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

'This is the part of my paycheck that goes to taxes.'

'...And to spare my relatives the burden of inheritance taxes, I've decided not to give them anything.'

'Don't worry. he always does that right before he raises taxes.'

News. To broaden the tax base, they started making robots pay income tax. Of course! They can't vote. IRS. My first tax return and I get audited! They said everything was wrong! Despite the fact humans totally rely on us, we can't list them as dependents! They said my "net income" is not what I earned working online. And I shouldn't have used the "short" form even though I' have some bad electrical wiring! You'll do better next time ... just remember to disconnect your logic board befo

'It only made sense for us to finally merge.'

You want my support for your reform bill, eh? — what's it worth to you?

"But if we didn't measure things we wouldn't know how good we were at measuring the things that we're measuring!"

'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.'

'Under our tax reform plan, tax loopholes of the rich would apply to the poor as well!'

"He's ready for you now. Don't forget to ask for the job at the end of the interview."

Tax haven.

"Do you mind if we do this without the violins?"

congress 'Von Krupt has a bill to hike taxes and cut social security — he calls it the 'misery compromise.''

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

'Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sketcher?'

'He abolished the death penalty - He decided that punitive tax rates were more efficient.'

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

'So, Mitt Romney gets to pay a lower tax rate because his income isn't earned?'

"Can we actually tax stockholders?"

'Alf did you see they have frozen the sum you can leave before tax?'

'I favour higher taxes for everyone - except for people in my tax bracket.'