Tax Discussions Gifts

"But if we didn't measure things we wouldn't know how good we were at measuring the things that we're measuring!"

"Gotcha - there's no audit! Did I scare you?"

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Tariff Wars

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

Where tax money goes...

"Sure they love us, but once we turn 18 and are no longer a tax deduction, they'll tell us to move out!"

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

Today's Sermon: We come into this world with nothing and we leave with nothing. Is there any chance of a bailout?

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

Pandora Papers

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

'This is the part of my paycheck that goes to taxes.'

News. To broaden the tax base, they started making robots pay income tax. Of course! They can't vote. IRS. My first tax return and I get audited! They said everything was wrong! Despite the fact humans totally rely on us, we can't list them as dependents! They said my "net income" is not what I earned working online. And I shouldn't have used the "short" form even though I' have some bad electrical wiring! You'll do better next time ... just remember to disconnect your logic board befo

You want my support for your reform bill, eh? — what's it worth to you?

'Don't worry. he always does that right before he raises taxes.'

Tax haven.

'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.'

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

'Under our tax reform plan, tax loopholes of the rich would apply to the poor as well!'

"Do you mind if we do this without the violins?"

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

'He abolished the death penalty - He decided that punitive tax rates were more efficient.'

'Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sketcher?'

'He's got some very odd ideas when it comes to making pay freezes palatable'.

'I favour higher taxes for everyone - except for people in my tax bracket.'

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

"Can we actually tax stockholders?"