Taxation Topic Debater Gifts

"A bed tax for visitors is just a first step. To further stimulate tourism to the UK after Brexit, we'll charge you for leaving, the UK, e-mailing the UK, writing to the UK, calling the UK and finally, avoiding the UK altogether."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Tariff Wars

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

Where tax money goes...

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

Pandora Papers

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

You want my support for your reform bill, eh? — what's it worth to you?

Simplified Tax Plans

"But if we didn't measure things we wouldn't know how good we were at measuring the things that we're measuring!"

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

congress 'Von Krupt has a bill to hike taxes and cut social security — he calls it the 'misery compromise.''

'Under our tax reform plan, tax loopholes of the rich would apply to the poor as well!'

'Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sketcher?'

Parking meter holdup

'He abolished the death penalty - He decided that punitive tax rates were more efficient.'

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

'I favour higher taxes for everyone - except for people in my tax bracket.'

'We can't increase taxes on the rich - the rich are the ones who made America what it is today - and you only hope...someday...'

'So, Mitt Romney gets to pay a lower tax rate because his income isn't earned?'

"Can we actually tax stockholders?"

"Gotcha - there's no audit! Did I scare you?"

"I'm a little proud of that! For the third time in a row our company was tax evader of the year!"

'Before we start, Senator, what's you stand on health care and taxing the wealthy?'

Internet sales tax

New taxes lead to economic disaster

'Oh, let it go - there's not going to be a sex tax.'

'Taxes? They're a penalty for doing well.'

"Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sandal?"

Welcome to the Race to the Bottom

'Your taxes will be raised!'

'Inflation is as Easy as Lying' - Capital Divided the Dollar in Front of Labourer

IRS officer: 'Your ass is mine...'