Taxation Topic Debater Pillows

"A bed tax for visitors is just a first step. To further stimulate tourism to the UK after Brexit, we'll charge you for leaving, the UK, e-mailing the UK, writing to the UK, calling the UK and finally, avoiding the UK altogether."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Tariff Wars

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

Where tax money goes...

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

You want my support for your reform bill, eh? — what's it worth to you?

Simplified Tax Plans

"But if we didn't measure things we wouldn't know how good we were at measuring the things that we're measuring!"

congress 'Von Krupt has a bill to hike taxes and cut social security — he calls it the 'misery compromise.''

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

'Under our tax reform plan, tax loopholes of the rich would apply to the poor as well!'

'He abolished the death penalty - He decided that punitive tax rates were more efficient.'

Parking meter holdup

'So, Mitt Romney gets to pay a lower tax rate because his income isn't earned?'

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

"Can we actually tax stockholders?"

'I favour higher taxes for everyone - except for people in my tax bracket.'

'We can't increase taxes on the rich - the rich are the ones who made America what it is today - and you only hope...someday...'

'Before we start, Senator, what's you stand on health care and taxing the wealthy?'

'Oh, let it go - there's not going to be a sex tax.'

Internet sales tax

"I'm a little proud of that! For the third time in a row our company was tax evader of the year!"

New taxes lead to economic disaster

'Taxes? They're a penalty for doing well.'

Welcome to the Race to the Bottom

'Your taxes will be raised!'

'The government shut down - no big deal! Now if they could only shut down the IRS...'

'Inflation is as Easy as Lying' - Capital Divided the Dollar in Front of Labourer

"I sided with the president on his tax cuts, but all I got was this lousy t-shirt."