Taxation Debater Pillows

'Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sketcher?'

"I sided with the president on his tax cuts, but all I got was this lousy t-shirt."

"Can we actually tax stockholders?"

What Passes for Progressivism

'When is someone going to come up with a plan to fix these worn out roads.'

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Tariff Wars

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

More Unequal Than Others

Where tax money goes...

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

Pandora Papers

Yellow Vests

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

You want my support for your reform bill, eh? — what's it worth to you?

Simplified Tax Plans

"But if we didn't measure things we wouldn't know how good we were at measuring the things that we're measuring!"

World Cop.

congress 'Von Krupt has a bill to hike taxes and cut social security — he calls it the 'misery compromise.''

"No more stress!"

'Under our tax reform plan, tax loopholes of the rich would apply to the poor as well!'

The Elephant in the Corner.

'He abolished the death penalty - He decided that punitive tax rates were more efficient.'

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

'I favour higher taxes for everyone - except for people in my tax bracket.'

'So, Mitt Romney gets to pay a lower tax rate because his income isn't earned?'

News and Magazines. Budget News. I'm not worried about the debt --- it's too big to fail!

School of Voodoo Economics

"Gotcha - there's no audit! Did I scare you?"

'Oh, let it go - there's not going to be a sex tax.'

'The trouble with trickle-down economics is, when it gets down to me, it keeps right on trickling.'

New taxes lead to economic disaster

Internet sales tax