Tax Debaters Gifts

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Tariff Wars

Changing Minds

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

Where tax money goes...

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

Pandora Papers

You want my support for your reform bill, eh? — what's it worth to you?

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

Simplified Tax Plans

"But if we didn't measure things we wouldn't know how good we were at measuring the things that we're measuring!"

World Cop.

congress 'Von Krupt has a bill to hike taxes and cut social security — he calls it the 'misery compromise.''

'Come on fellas! I was just kidding about the 'pay their fair share' stuff!'

'Under our tax reform plan, tax loopholes of the rich would apply to the poor as well!'

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

"No more stress!"

'Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sketcher?'

No Tread on Me

'He abolished the death penalty - He decided that punitive tax rates were more efficient.'

Economic Experts

"This is all Obama's fault! If he hadn't invented the Affordable Care Act, we wouldn't be in this mess..!"

"Can we actually tax stockholders?"

'I favour higher taxes for everyone - except for people in my tax bracket.'

'You don't need to worry about your records being sold to the highest bidder..they'll bugger it up and sell them off cheap.'

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"

'So, Mitt Romney gets to pay a lower tax rate because his income isn't earned?'

News and Magazines. Budget News. I'm not worried about the debt --- it's too big to fail!

"Gotcha - there's no audit! Did I scare you?"