Tax Discussion Dynamo Gifts

'We can't increase taxes on the rich - the rich are the ones who made America what it is today - and you only hope...someday...'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Tariff Wars

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

Donald Trump

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

Arrogant junior barrister

Where tax money goes...

Got Rationality?

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Nothing like a Strong Message for the Midterms

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Jeremy Corbyn

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

"Sure they love us, but once we turn 18 and are no longer a tax deduction, they'll tell us to move out!"

I.R.S.: 'All's fair in love & taxes'.

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."

Pandora Papers

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

'This is the part of my paycheck that goes to taxes.'

'I'm uncertain on this, but I could be wrong.'

Grexit

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

You want my support for your reform bill, eh? — what's it worth to you?

"Surely the realize that ethics laws just put us on the slippery slope of legislating morality."

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.