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'We can't increase taxes on the rich - the rich are the ones who made America what it is today - and you only hope...someday...'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Tariff Wars

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Donald Trump

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

Arrogant junior barrister

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Got Rationality?

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

Where tax money goes...

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Jeremy Corbyn

I.R.S.: 'All's fair in love & taxes'.

"Sure they love us, but once we turn 18 and are no longer a tax deduction, they'll tell us to move out!"

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

'This is the part of my paycheck that goes to taxes.'

'I'm uncertain on this, but I could be wrong.'

You want my support for your reform bill, eh? — what's it worth to you?

Grexit

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

"Surely the realize that ethics laws just put us on the slippery slope of legislating morality."

Don't worry, we're anti gun control.

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"