Tax Debate Aficionado Gifts

'No it's not ?150 PLUS VAT - the ?150 is JUST the VAT!'

"By all means, don't limit yourself to only one Tuesday a year..."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Tariff Wars

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

Where tax money goes...

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

"Our accountant is great. We were a C corp, but now we're a B- corp."

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

Budget reaction.

"I now represent both death and taxes."

Stimulus bust

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

"Sure they love us, but once we turn 18 and are no longer a tax deduction, they'll tell us to move out!"

Pandora Papers

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

'This is the part of my paycheck that goes to taxes.'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

Inside Jim Flaherty's office.

You want my support for your reform bill, eh? — what's it worth to you?

'This rebate check isn't big enough for both of us.'

irs, 'You were wrong -- they WEREN'T more afraid of me than I was of them.'