Tax Debate Clubber Gifts

IRS officer: 'Your ass is mine...'

Tariff Wars

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

Where tax money goes...

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

"Sure they love us, but once we turn 18 and are no longer a tax deduction, they'll tell us to move out!"

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

'This is the part of my paycheck that goes to taxes.'

You want my support for your reform bill, eh? — what's it worth to you?

Simplified Tax Plans

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

'Under our tax reform plan, tax loopholes of the rich would apply to the poor as well!'

'Trouble is, the plan has already jump-started him!'

congress 'Von Krupt has a bill to hike taxes and cut social security — he calls it the 'misery compromise.''

'He abolished the death penalty - He decided that punitive tax rates were more efficient.'

Fair Tax

'I favour higher taxes for everyone - except for people in my tax bracket.'

'Well, having a general opinion that fits every topic keeps him from wasting words...'

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

"Can we actually tax stockholders?"

"Only one thing could be worse than paying income tax. Not having to pay it."

IRS, 'About this new tax plan -- I'd like to volunteer to be in the control group.'

Internet sales tax

'Before we start, Senator, what's you stand on health care and taxing the wealthy?'

New taxes lead to economic disaster

'Oh, let it go - there's not going to be a sex tax.'

"I'm a little proud of that! For the third time in a row our company was tax evader of the year!"