Tax Debate Clubber Gifts

IRS officer: 'Your ass is mine...'

Tariff Wars

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

Where tax money goes...

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

Masters of Political Oratory

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

Pandora Papers

"Sure they love us, but once we turn 18 and are no longer a tax deduction, they'll tell us to move out!"

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

'This is the part of my paycheck that goes to taxes.'

Simplified Tax Plans

You want my support for your reform bill, eh? — what's it worth to you?

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

'Trouble is, the plan has already jump-started him!'

'Let's just say we've had a 'parting of the waves'.'

If the CIA Had Been Right, They Would Have Told Bush That Invading Afghanistan Would Cost $13 Trillion and Another Defeat

congress 'Von Krupt has a bill to hike taxes and cut social security — he calls it the 'misery compromise.''

'Under our tax reform plan, tax loopholes of the rich would apply to the poor as well!'

'Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sketcher?'

'He abolished the death penalty - He decided that punitive tax rates were more efficient.'

"Can we actually tax stockholders?"

'I favour higher taxes for everyone - except for people in my tax bracket.'

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

Fair Tax

'Well, having a general opinion that fits every topic keeps him from wasting words...'

"Only one thing could be worse than paying income tax. Not having to pay it."

IRS, 'About this new tax plan -- I'd like to volunteer to be in the control group.'

New taxes lead to economic disaster

'Before we start, Senator, what's you stand on health care and taxing the wealthy?'

'Oh, let it go - there's not going to be a sex tax.'

Internet sales tax

"I'm a little proud of that! For the third time in a row our company was tax evader of the year!"