Policy Wizard Gifts

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"Everybody's somebody's contra."

'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

Worthless B*****ds

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'It guides you through the halls of bureaucracy.'

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

"Patient's rights? We recommend you don't become a patient."

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

EU money addiction

'I didn't care much for the first ACA, but I'd like to suggest a second ACA. The 'Affordable Congressman Act.''

'Fortunately my health plan covers equipment.'

"I'm hoping Brexit is going to simplify things for us."

Magician producing the Euro

Controversial Boxes

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

'His insurance company said it does not cover self-inflicted accidents.'

Pay Hospital Bill Here

“He’s been in a foul mood for a week, but it will be several months before the effects are felt by the American public.”

'The memo said we can't eat at our desk. Didn't say anything about cooking.'

"Sir, any pre-existing illnesses?" "Yes, brain damage from trying to read all the small print."

Data Processing and Data Suppression

'Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it still remains so popular?'

Having to pay for health care up front.

"Before you tell me what's wrong Doctor, here's a list of the ailments my health insurance covers."

Big egg timer 'Latest in time share properties.'

Romney's Poison Pill

"If there is a processing problem, just come to me, and please, no whimpering in the cubicles."

"Go away. I haven't had an accident that wasn't my fault in the last three years."

internet fighting

'A skateboarder at 42! I am in AWE of your insurance!'

Go ahead Gilles! Taste the lovely forbidden fruit of reform.