Policy Wizard Gifts

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"Everybody's somebody's contra."

'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'

Worthless B*****ds

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'It guides you through the halls of bureaucracy.'

"Patient's rights? We recommend you don't become a patient."

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

"I'm hoping Brexit is going to simplify things for us."

EU money addiction

'Fortunately my health plan covers equipment.'

'I didn't care much for the first ACA, but I'd like to suggest a second ACA. The 'Affordable Congressman Act.''

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

Magician producing the Euro

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

Controversial Boxes

'His insurance company said it does not cover self-inflicted accidents.'

“He’s been in a foul mood for a week, but it will be several months before the effects are felt by the American public.”

Pay Hospital Bill Here

'The memo said we can't eat at our desk. Didn't say anything about cooking.'

"Sir, any pre-existing illnesses?" "Yes, brain damage from trying to read all the small print."

Data Processing and Data Suppression

"Before you tell me what's wrong Doctor, here's a list of the ailments my health insurance covers."

Big egg timer 'Latest in time share properties.'

'Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it still remains so popular?'

Having to pay for health care up front.

"If there is a processing problem, just come to me, and please, no whimpering in the cubicles."

"Go away. I haven't had an accident that wasn't my fault in the last three years."

internet fighting

'A skateboarder at 42! I am in AWE of your insurance!'

Go ahead Gilles! Taste the lovely forbidden fruit of reform.

'If we could just work out how to allocate enough medication to sufficient number of wrongly diagnosed non-existent patients who we've never met then we'd be in for a windfall.'