Policy Whiz Gifts

"Customer care is our number one priority as you can see if you look at policy number 67/t, paragraph 45c lines 45 to 47 of our staff handbook!"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Good boy."

"Welcome to the future"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Hate Platforms

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"National security adviser"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

Group Think Time

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

E.U. Banking Union.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

US v.s. Tech Giants

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

World Economic Crisis.