Policy Whiz Pillows

"Customer care is our number one priority as you can see if you look at policy number 67/t, paragraph 45c lines 45 to 47 of our staff handbook!"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

"Welcome to the future"

Hate Platforms

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"National security adviser"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

E.U. Banking Union.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

World Economic Crisis.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes