Insurance Policy Whiz Pillows

Pay Hospital Bill Here

"What's a debenture?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Soaring Profits

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Dow Jones drop

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Money exchange

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"What comes after zillion?"

Business News.

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

'Wait a minute....!

"..and if the chairman rings, find out who he is."

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Tax Collector

'Profit in the garbage.'

'Money, I'm home!'