Insurance Policy Whiz Prints

Pay Hospital Bill Here

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"What's a debenture?"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Soaring Profits

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Dow Jones drop

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

Money exchange

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"What comes after zillion?"

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

'Wait a minute....!

Business News.

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

"..and if the chairman rings, find out who he is."

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

Tax Collector

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

"Carpe De Revenue!"

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'