Insurance Whiz Pillows

"Our best hope for a cure in this case lies in massive injections of cash."

Boss, if you could be any superhero, which one would it be? Insurance-Adjuster-Man. In a world where superheroes were real, there'd be an awful lot of collateral damage to buildings and infrastructure. Insurance-Adjuster-Man would probably clear six figures by breakfast. "Heroes" aren't in it for the money. Of course they are. Take Lex Luthor, for instance ...

'An ounce of prevention is worth a substantial discount on your premiums.'

"This new software is amazing...it can identify potential insurance liabilities long before any risk is even identified..."

"The bad news is that she got your medical coverage plan and dropped you!"

The day the stock market went UP.

"What's a debenture?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

Soaring Profits

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

Dow Jones drop

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

Money exchange

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"What comes after zillion?"

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Business News.

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

'Wait a minute....!