Policy Makers Mugs

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

'That's it, in a nutshell.'

The NHS Response to Change: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Wouldn't know Evil if it Sat on His Face.

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

School Bus for The Voucher School

'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'

"When it comes to balancing the budget, unfortunately he has the minus touch."

"Everyone who's unhappy with their health system is here."

'With the new automated system we've cut consultation times down to 30 seconds...'

'Just watch the road and look straight ahead'

Post global warming desert island cartoons.

'Go ahead and put that old gaydar equipment into storage till further notice.'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

'Our next panel expert will discuss the new benefits...and needs no further introduction...'

'So NOW there's universal health care!'

Cameron v Cable on immigration: 'Where are you coming from?'

Iain Duncan Smith: Welfare reform

'I have a health care issue.'

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

"A bed tax for visitors is just a first step. To further stimulate tourism to the UK after Brexit, we'll charge you for leaving, the UK, e-mailing the UK, writing to the UK, calling the UK and finally, avoiding the UK altogether."

"To meet the government requirements, I'm passing the extra costs to the consumer and our employees."

"I want you to swallow this thing whole. And wash it down with a big load of this. And call me in two weeks. If you're still alive."

Education to the Rescue

Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.

DHSC to lift all appropriate bureaucracy to free up GPs for coronavirus effort

"In the absence of a better algorithm Mrs Makins will be assigning test results."

"We've set up a trap. . . I mean, track, for female hires to get to the top."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

NHS risks losing GPs to 'nonsensical' immigration rules, Priti Patel told.

NHS Stabbing Ward

"So that's agreed, we should set up a preliminary sub committee to consider thinking about getting a group of people together to have a bit of a chat about starting to plan a bit of something."