Politicians Gifts

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

The NHS Response to Change: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Wouldn't know Evil if it Sat on His Face.

"Well, I'm an optimist - I still think peace can be avoided."

'Help! I ran my business like a government.'

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

'Eight hours of negotiation and all you can say is you agree to disagree?'

"Hold on a tick...did you vote for this? I didn't vote for this!"

"Power corrupts, and absolute power...present company excepted."

Election

'Our industry is committed to the environment. All of our lobbyists are 100 recycled congressmen.'

"Meaningful gun laws. . . ? Why, er, um, sure! Just let me reach into my magic hat. . . !"

'Perhaps an E.U. summit might help.'

Fidel Castro

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

Good King George until terrorism's end.

Iraq withdrawal strategy group

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

Wedding of William Hague and Ffion Jenkins

Courting The Youth Vote

"Oh, so this is what a Bible looks like."

"It's too late to give a tax cut to the rich, Sire -- They're all poor now."

Emergency Healthcare.

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

The Byers Tapestry 1.

Gladstone disestablishing the Irish Church

'We have to make massive cuts so we can reduce debt.... which will cut into growth which is needed so we can make massive cuts...'

"When it comes to balancing the budget, unfortunately he has the minus touch."

The ballot box.

Gladstone wishing to punish Turkey whilst the Conservative government wishes to allow them to learn

'Let's just say that he could grow up to be Vice-President.'

People keeping their heads in the sand!

Latest Report: 2 million added to 45 million Americans without health insurance.

'Class Warfare!'