Politicians T-Shirts

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

The NHS Response to Change: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Wouldn't know Evil if it Sat on His Face.

"Well, I'm an optimist - I still think peace can be avoided."

'Help! I ran my business like a government.'

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

'Eight hours of negotiation and all you can say is you agree to disagree?'

'Our industry is committed to the environment. All of our lobbyists are 100 recycled congressmen.'

"Power corrupts, and absolute power...present company excepted."

Election

"Hold on a tick...did you vote for this? I didn't vote for this!"

'Perhaps an E.U. summit might help.'

"Meaningful gun laws. . . ? Why, er, um, sure! Just let me reach into my magic hat. . . !"

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

Fidel Castro

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

Iraq withdrawal strategy group

Good King George until terrorism's end.

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Gladstone wishing to punish Turkey whilst the Conservative government wishes to allow them to learn

Emergency Healthcare.

Gladstone disestablishing the Irish Church

'We have to make massive cuts so we can reduce debt.... which will cut into growth which is needed so we can make massive cuts...'

"Oh, so this is what a Bible looks like."

"It's too late to give a tax cut to the rich, Sire -- They're all poor now."

People keeping their heads in the sand!

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

The Byers Tapestry 1.

Wedding of William Hague and Ffion Jenkins

"When it comes to balancing the budget, unfortunately he has the minus touch."

Courting The Youth Vote

'Let's just say that he could grow up to be Vice-President.'

"Sir, we are asking for $579 billion and 37 cents. How can you say our requests are too vague?"

'It's our duty to vote, but it's their duty to find somebody worth voting for!'

'...Please PASS anything...!'