Political Player Gifts

"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

'And please let me appear sincere enough in my religious convictions to win the Christian vote.'

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

Schengen

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Good boy."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

British savings accounts

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

In the Guru District

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Support the Ex-Troops

Great Chinese Dynasties

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

The president's men

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Flags

A fight in the Boardroom.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"