"By a clear majority of the board, Peter is this year's designated executive-on-the-rise who flies to close to the sun and then crashes spectacularly to Earth, conveniently diverting media and public attention from the rest of us!"
Political Players Gifts
Looking for a gift for a political player? Our collection features clever, thoughtful items that capture the spirit of political passion and strategy. Whether they’re a campaign enthusiast, a debate fan, or a political junkie, find something that resonates with their fierce dedication and sharp wit. Perfect for celebrating their influence, humor, and commitment to making change.
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Occu-Pie Mars
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...
Opportunities in Coronatimes
"Good boy."
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
British savings accounts
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
In the Guru District
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
Support the Ex-Troops
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
Great Chinese Dynasties
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
UK/US Free Trade Deal
The president's men
Flags
They're Not Just That Into It
''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'
A fight in the Boardroom.
"This is the most important election of our lifetime."
Build your very own conflict of interest!
Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!
"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
Political Players Gifts Collection
Political Players Mugs
Discover more witty and insightful mugs designed for political players—perfect for their morning coffee or evening wind-down.
Political Players Pillows
Add some political humor to their space with our witty pillows—fun and thought-provoking decor for any political spirit.
Political Players Prints
Find impactful prints that celebrate political passion and wit—ideal for inspiring or amusing political players.
Political Players T-Shirts
Explore our collection of clever t-shirts for political enthusiasts—great for expressing their political views in style.