Political Performer Gifts

Tony Blair.

'A spin doctor just isn't enough any more, Senator - you need a choreographer.'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

Human Rights and the USA

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"More helium."

Sailor boy

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

Pogo Cellist

Guitarist

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

The Right to Protest

Hong Kong Democracy

"You've been warned, Hoskins."

"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."

"And now baritone Robert Winkley will sing, with no apparent effort, 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

"He's the most powerful man in the senate."

"By a clear majority of the board, Peter is this year's designated executive-on-the-rise who flies to close to the sun and then crashes spectacularly to Earth, conveniently diverting media and public attention from the rest of us!"

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

Helium Guitar Festival

Post Truth Bricks.

Busker ignored because of the rise of MP3 players.