Political Market Player Gifts

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The president's men

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

A fight in the Boardroom.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

Political convention

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"What was I thinking?!"

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Tariff Wars

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

Arizona In Black

The Russian Election.

DUNVOTIN

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

The Greek Trampoline

Trump

British Prime Minister

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Roe v. Wade

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'What I have to do first?!'

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John F. Kennedy