Political Gambler Gifts

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

A fight in the Boardroom.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Trump

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

British Prime Minister

Arizona In Black

DUNVOTIN

Roe v. Wade

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The Russian Election.

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

Rock and a Hard Place

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'What I have to do first?!'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

John F. Kennedy

John F. Kennedy

Joe Biden