Boardroom Gambler Gifts

'I got where I am by cutting high card 17 times in a row.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

'All in favor of just laughing it off, say ha, ha, ha.'

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

'Who wants the talking stick?'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson of the Board. One of you will be President.'

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'Don't worry, Skeeter, the Big Guy is really gonna take to you.'

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'Look at my huge salary as inspiration to you...'

'First of all I'm sorry. Secondly I'd like to clarify what I meant by 'never apologize, never explain'.'

"I need to know that everyone is prepared to play ball with this one."

'Let me present today's speaker.'

"Geoffrey always was a bit of a loose cannon.."

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

"You must admit, so far we've done pretty well for not yet having a product line."

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

"Oops! Wrong plug."

Businessman at the deep end.

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'