Political Dabbler Gifts

"We know them socially - not politically."

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

My first mistake.

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

The Screeeen!

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"When I evolve I'm going to be an elephant."

"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

AUKUS Alliance

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

Merkel & Europe

'You've got to quit asking yourself 'What would Tintin do?''

Disraeli 'The Political Leotard'

A knitter's in and out boxes

"I'm scanning these old photos we're afraid of losing into my computer so I can lose them there."

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?