Knowledge Dabbler Gifts

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

My first mistake.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

"When I evolve I'm going to be an elephant."

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

'You've got to quit asking yourself 'What would Tintin do?''

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

A knitter's in and out boxes

'I would like to be able to refer to this statistical graph, but I have math anxiety.'

"You can't 'unfollow' me - I'm your shepherd."

Dr. Reynolds finally realizes what he puts his patients through as he and his wife look at paint swatches.

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

'It's just a first draft.'

Riddle behind the mask

'Awhile back I wouldn't tell what I read. I'm ready now...I read Tea Leaves.'