Knowledge Dabbler Mugs

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

My first mistake.

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

"When I evolve I'm going to be an elephant."

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

A knitter's in and out boxes

'You've got to quit asking yourself 'What would Tintin do?''

'I would like to be able to refer to this statistical graph, but I have math anxiety.'

Dr. Reynolds finally realizes what he puts his patients through as he and his wife look at paint swatches.

'Awhile back I wouldn't tell what I read. I'm ready now...I read Tea Leaves.'

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

'It's just a first draft.'

Riddle behind the mask

'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.'