Creative Dabbler Gifts

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

The Screeeen!

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

"I'm scanning these old photos we're afraid of losing into my computer so I can lose them there."

A knitter's in and out boxes

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?

"My husband said I should try a cookbook when I'm cooking! But I don't think it will taste any better!"

'It's just a first draft.'

'She's system two and this is the new beta release.'

'Just ignore your father - he's been dabbling in the occult again....'

Lost Property Trust - For the careless investor.

Toy boat on a tsunami.

Badminton/Goodminton

Now WHERE did I leave my memory stick..?

Man sees sign at fortune teller featuring mind reading and mind boggling

Visual Gag Cardigans Cars wearing Cardigans made for Cars

DANGER - hook and worm...!

"Lord, Satan rejected this fireman. What shall we do with him?

I accidently deleted my hard drive, but it's okay. All the important stuff is on the refrigerator anyway.