Digital Art Dabbler Gifts

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Evolution.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

Geek fairies

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Robot Painter

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

The Escape Key

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Goodnight Social Media.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"AI designed my statue."

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

Snail with pc monitor.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

Tha man who ventured too far into cyberspace begins to worry.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

1080P New Year's Resolution