Digital Artist Gifts

Jack B. Nimble simulates jumping over a candlestick.

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

"I was told you were an expert in the art of thumbnail compression."

computer trick with teapot and cup

"No offense, but you look much better in Photoshop."

Meet The Artist

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

'It was only a matter of time before Montmarte went digital!'

Meet The Artist.

'That is just crying out to be digitized.'

"Drawing with computers is easy..."

"How may Dpi?"

'Let's smash this tablet, reassemble the pieces, and we'll invent digital art!'

'It's been digitally enhanced.'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Thanks for your photo - I digitally enhanced it and got rid of your spots and blackheads."

Visual Effects Cave Man

"It's better digitally enhanced."

"This sure makes my job easier."

Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.

The Cursor Tree.

"I'm waiting for the Sue Gray report to come out as an NFT."

"Where do you get your ideas from?"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Augmented Reality

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

Computer Creation.

'...and you can download all sorts of forms from the internet.'

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"Monsieur Monet's approach has become a tad too modern I fear"