Digital Art Gifts

Evolution.

1080P New Year's Resolution

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'I hope you don't mind, but I used the computer to remove all those age spots and that hideous mole you have.'

New Year's Resolution.

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

Goodnight Social Media.

"Wait, I'm not just a turkey! I'm also an N.F.T.—a thing that you don't understand but that your friends have told you to invest in and definitely not eat."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

AI achieves self awareness.

The Escape Key

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

'Even our arguments are losing quality - We used to have lover's tif's - Now we have lover's jpegs!'

computer trick with teapot and cup

Meet The Artist

"I make AI deep fakes of myself having a good time."

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

"I was told you were an expert in the art of thumbnail compression."

Geek fairies

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

Requiem

Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.

Social networking profile

"Have you met my husband since I had him digitally re-mastered?"

"Thanks for your photo - I digitally enhanced it and got rid of your spots and blackheads."

'You could try changing your profile picture...'

Tha man who ventured too far into cyberspace begins to worry.

"These days even perfomance art is digital"

"Monsieur Monet's approach has become a tad too modern I fear"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Salvador Dali's 'Persistence of 512 K Memory.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'