Digital Age Artist Gifts

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Evolution.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

Barcode Dreams

Geek fairies

Mark Zuckerberg

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Robot Painter

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Modern Life Blues

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

The Escape Key

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"