Digital Age Enthusiast Gifts

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

Extra! Extra! Internet is putting us out of business!

The c@ s@ on the m@

His Master's Data.

'Before you ask I think your blog's crap.'

'We've agreed on a name, but not a username.'

"I sent you a mother's day e-card, mom, did you get it?"

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

'He must be tired of fetching the newspaper. He brought me an Internet connection.'

'I checked that birds and bees stuff on the internet, Dad -- it says you're full of baloney.'

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"Today we learn about multitasking, so play on your phones, talk to each other, and listen to me at the same time."

"The best thing about the digital age, we layers are in charge."

"You're still using a loo? I do all my crap online."

"My computer crashed so I couldn't access your blog to get my assignment."

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

Economics/Crypto Currency

spare some change.com

HotDogs.Com

'It's a real pain walking all the way down here every month!- Don't you have a website I could log on to?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Beggar appears digitally on screen to beg for money with card swiper technology.

The trouble with happy birthday messages is you have nothing to put on the window sill...

Not the moment for a selfie...

"Fifty bucks or it goes on YouTube!"

"I'm writing down the address of our website where you can go to logon and download your speeding ticket."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"I can’t wait to get home and blog about this."

"Buy my data $20"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"