Digital Age Enthusiasts Gifts

'I tore my pants, Mom -- can you download a patch?'

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."

"Should I give them my phone?

"Marc Antony defriended me! I want to die." "There's an asp for that."

'Things have changed. Instead of throwing the book at my client, the judge threw a CD-ROM disk!'

'The kids must be up. I hear the clickety-click of little fingers texting down the hall.'

Modern Baby Mobiles

"Hey! That's not Roger. It's his avatar."

"Congratulations! You've downloaded a baby girl, have you given any thoughts to a username?"

"We don't like the name either. Blame it on autocorrect."

"You gave him his own social media account? That's adorable!"

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Graduates on their phones

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

Smartphone Sonogram

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Statue of liberty selfie

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Buy my data $20"

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head