Digital Era Enthusiast Gifts

Analog Trolls

Laptop fetching dog.

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"Buy my data $20"

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

His Master's Data.

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'