Digital Age Aficionado Gifts

"Big Tony's Web site—get rid of it."

Earth with Headphones

Man, dining at formal restaurant, has a place set for his beloved cell phone across the table.

"Mr. Jenkins,n you can't pinch and zoom the eye chart to make it bigger, now come back and let's finish your eye exam..."

Twitter's not enough. Personal news tickers are the next big thing.

The Computer Bore

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Cellphone Islands

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Graduates on their phones

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Terry had a computer bug.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'New Game'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Canine Technology

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

The Final Selfie

Keep on Truckin.