Digital Age Aficionado Gifts

"Big Tony's Web site—get rid of it."

Earth with Headphones

Man, dining at formal restaurant, has a place set for his beloved cell phone across the table.

"Mr. Jenkins,n you can't pinch and zoom the eye chart to make it bigger, now come back and let's finish your eye exam..."

The Computer Bore

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Cellphone Islands

US v.s. Tech Giants

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Terry had a computer bug.

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'New Game'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

Keep on Truckin.

The Final Selfie

Canine Technology

Smartphone Sonogram

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'