Digital Aficionado Gifts

'Yeah, the phone you bought last week was G4, but THIS version is G-Whiz 4!'

DAB vs AM/FM

I can't vote for Clinton. I just keep thinking about how she said she didn't want to use two separate devices to check her personal and work email. I use six devices! iPhone, Apple Watch, iPad, iMac, laptop, and Kindle Paperwhite. Anyone who isn't packing at least four wifi-capable devices is too old-timey to run my country. You think Ted Cruz is packing? I don't want to have this conversation.

Lapdog realizing he's lost his job to a tablet.

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the computer equipment.'

'Polly wants on-line.'

The Self-Absorption of the modern world.

'This laxative is geared for geeks. It says it speeds up downloads.'

Facebook Dependence

"Alexa, you have all the answers, where the devil did I put you?"

Digital Press Killing Off Print-Media

The Computer Bore

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

US v.s. Tech Giants

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Cellphone Islands

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Graduates on their phones

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Terry had a computer bug.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'New Game'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'