Digital World Enthusiast Gifts

'It will never work, I'm uploading downloader and you're a downloading uploader.'

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Graduates on their phones

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Smartphone Sonogram

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Statue of liberty selfie

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Buy my data $20"

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

His Master's Data.

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'