Digital Enthusiasts Gifts

'Your baby is a girl and holding a cell phone. Apparently, they're texting younger and younger these days.'

"This is a computer problem, Grandpa. I don't think you can help me."

'Well, I'll sign your kindle version if you want me to, but won't that ruin the viewing area?'

Free WiFi On-Board

"Of course you can't sleep – I told you not to watch squirrel videos right before bed."

Maybe we should put away our phones - she's trying to text on a cracker.

'I'm sorry, Michael, but I need some cyberspace.'

"In addition to a name for his birth certificate, would you like him to reserve an email address and a cell phone number for him?"

'Call me soft, but I miss the old traditions.'

"Your webcast is suffering from your slow broadband."

"I just wish he would have spoken his first word instead of texting it."

The Computer Bore

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Graduates on their phones

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Internet.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

The Evolution Of Man.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Technological Dependence.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes