Digital Media Enthusiasts Gifts

Watching TV around the world

The Computer Bore

"They grow up so fast."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Newspaper suicide.

Binge Watch

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Presenter Auditions.

Smartphone Sonogram

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

Man selling lamb weekly

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"Is anything good on?"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.