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Watching TV around the world

The Computer Bore

"They grow up so fast."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Binge Watch

Newspaper suicide.

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Presenter Auditions.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Smartphone Sonogram

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Man selling lamb weekly

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Is anything good on?"

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'