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'I'd like to discuss your child's inability to interact with other children around him.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Computer Bore

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"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Textin’"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

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Smartphone Sonogram

"My best friend is my phone."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

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Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.