Digital Lovers Pillows

Strategies that will always work

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"

Modern Marriage

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

Smartphone Sonogram

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Europa takes a selfie

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Romance"

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'